with whipped cream

warm chocolate fudge

and French truffles

with tiny marshmallows

shaped like boobies

all the favorites

and so tasty

like valentine hearts

with soft centres  (yes that is the correct spelling... English word... English dictionary says so)

crunchy nougat outside

{if you say so }

peanut butter inside (him say so)

the brown shoes

with busted bottoms.

Back in the day there were shoes called Buster Browns. A running joke was busted on top and brown on the bottom (brown indicating dog doo)

and knotted laces

for octopus practise

opening the jar

guiness record breaker

broke wind cautiously

not to disturb

the sleeping bishop

and crouching tiger

whilst hidden dragon

belched flame profusely

from ten fingertips

glistening with gold-dust