while presenting the

world's silliest person

dancing on a

television talent show

wearing nothing but

a low-cut bikini

much to the

crowd's sheer delight

being easily pleased

with the scant

with the scant

double vision brought

darned double posts

sometimes found in

the oddest of

places while looking

for interesting tidbits

to gorge on

greedily during intermission

while quick change

artist take off

to next confidence

all their clothes

to be cleaned   

in itching powder