in neck to

gargle a soothing

alcoholic beverage while

practising her singing

while standing on

top of your

table dressed only

in open-weave fishnets

and black stilettos

to ward off

biting white ants

the size of

prehistoric giant armadillos

at an orgy        (If the Nine-banded armadillo were human, its penis would be 4 feet long flaccid)

with wanton women

eating fried wontons

with BBQ sauce

to lick off

sticky fingers that

were sticking up

rudely in pairs.  (UK version of the finger)

offending everyone who

was snobbish and

and strutted like

cacti inserted up