REPORT SAYS SADDAM ASSAULTED

A new report just out states that Saddam did indeed bravely try to defend himself against capture by spitting on a U.S. soldier when he was pulled from his hiding place. The officer then retaliated by promptly striking the opposed dictator with either his fist or the brunt of his gun riffle and knocking him to the ground.
One of Saddam's daughters had claimed all along that her father would not have given up without a fight. "They probably drugged him or sprayed him with pepper spray to disorientate him," she had commented. The daughter was not far off with her speculations as it was later discovered that it was merely, "a good ole' fashioned, American, butt whipping."
People in Iraq and abroad had wondered all along why Saddam would crawl into a hole, rather than stand up and fight to the death as his two sons had done. After later hearing statements from Saddam's daughter, it was obvious that Saddam was not hiding in the spider hole, he had went down there looking for a good fight.
Since Saddam's capture, reports are that he has become quite sarcastic and uncoopertive with his interrogators, who claim that even Saddam has his breaking point.
Meanwhile, sources reveal that Saddam's captors are providing him with plenty of wet clothing, icy cold room temperatures, little sleep and a large photo of our beloved president George W. Bush, to hang in his cell.


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