What not to do for Valentine's Day...

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So there I am on a quiet Saturday morning standing in Maplins waiting to pay for my new soldering iron (the kind of things guys do on a weekend) and my phone rings: "Have you sent me a card?" she asks, to which I reply "yes". "well," she says, "you didn't put enough postage on it and I had to pay £1.60 to get it - you did the same thing last time...". Then she added "It's a very nice card".

Oops.

I'm not all the way in the doghouse, but I will be made to suffer one way or another.

Sigh... somebody get me off this planet :'(

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Sounds like you're not quite 'solderly' 'solidly' in ... X|

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Always look at the bright side Fuzzy, you would be suffering over SOMETHING anyway, but you also saved 4&20 over the past 2 years.:rofl: *_*

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hehe... I'm lucky.  Mrs starkers doesn't expect a Valentines Day card and she won't get one... we have better things to do with our money than help make some rich card company richer... like helping prop up an airline so she can be with our new grandson, and it's surely money better spent.

Besides, there's many more ways to say "I love you"... and on many more days than just Valentines Day. ;)

 

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I think you did it on purpose...just to see how bad she wanted it. :grin:

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I think you did it on purpose...just to see how bad she wanted it.
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Hehe. :rofl:  

That'd be Fuzzy all over, it isn't logical but he had fun doing it... which isn't logical, either. ;P :-" :w00t:

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

She hasn't spoken to me since - so it's not all bad ;p

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Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Fuzzy, reply 6
She hasn't spoken to me since - so it's not all bad
End of Fuzzy's quote

:rofl:

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

She hasn't spoken to me since - so it's not all bad
End of quote

 

Ouch! :X

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Not To Do's                                                                    

Do not close your eyes while kissing.

You might be cheated.

 

 

 

 

Restaurants, shop windows, wrapping paper, chocolate boxes,

balloons, teddy bears, cushions covers...

almost everything will be colored red.

Unless you want to blend into the furniture, skip the color.




You will have a whale of a time with your partner.

But subjecting your single, footloose and fancy-free friends to incessant banter about how special your day will be, how many gifts you will receive, how many kisses you will steal and how lucky you feel to be seeing someone so wonderful is a no-no!






 





Besides, the prices of roses will skyrocket on V-day, leaving you that much poorer!