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Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

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Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy?  I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug.  I mean, look at it.  It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it.  Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.

Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual.  "Domina subjugator?"  Come on!  This can't be by accident.  I think the devs are messing with us.

So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas?

"Buttplug of doom?"

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Reply #251 from Demigod Forums Top

hahahah

 

You mean you pretend to give a fuck about my illness and I pay you thousands of my hard earn money?

Reply #252 from Demigod Forums Top

No, no, the *other* kind of doctor. *tries his hardest to do a straight-faced wink and fails miserably*

Elemental: Reforged
Reply #253 from Sins Forums Top

I wanna be the anasthesiologist :D

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O wait. It's this thread. Ahh . . . I see-_-

 

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I still wanna be the anasthesiologist :pout:

Reply #254 from Demigod Forums Top

hahahaha

 

I wanna be the one that gets to tell the family member that their love one is terminally ill and taht the hospital cannot treat them unless they sign over their soul and the soul of every first born child from their family from now until the end of the world.

Reply #256 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting MishYu, reply 4

I wanna be the one that gets to tell the family member that their love one is terminally ill and taht the hospital cannot treat them unless they sign over their soul and the soul of every first born child from their family from now until the end of the world.
End of MishYu's quote

*Insert a picture of a very concerned-looking cat with a cheeky caption written in 30 point IMPACT here*

Reply #257 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting MishYu, reply 4
hahahaha

 

I wanna be the one that gets to tell the family member that their love one is terminally ill and taht the hospital cannot treat them unless they sign over their soul and the soul of every first born child from their family from now until the end of the world.
End of MishYu's quote

Dear MishYu,

This letter is to regretfully inform you that during your latest visit to the, uh, "hospital", we have discovered an extremely rare but deadly genetic condition. Because of the extreme rarity of the condition, we cannot form a concrete list of symptoms. However, in all the currently known cases the patients began growing new appendages of various sizes from all of their bodily orifices. Naturally, these appendages interfere with normal bodily functions to the point where sustaining life is impossible and the patient usually explodes very violently. Unfortunately, there is no known medical cure for your condition and we also cannot offer you room in our hospice as our nurses really would rather not spend weeks cleaning up bits of you after your passing. While there are no medical cures available, we have heard reports that local and foreign Voodoo Priests may be able to ease the symptoms, or, depending on how far advanced your condition is, reverse it completely. Each Priest generally has his or her own preferred form of payment, but common things include sheep (live), blood of sheep, goats, chickens, children, unborn children, souls of unborn children, and virgins. A list of "hospital"-approved list of Voodoo Priests is available upon request, but we will ask that you have all or most of these items ready prior to contacting them as payment is usually required up-front. We wish you the best in your treatment!

Sincerely,

Your "doctor"

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Reply #258 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 7
Dear MishYu,

This letter is to regretfully inform you that during your latest visit to the, uh, "hospital", we have discovered an extremely rare but deadly genetic condition. Because of the extreme rarity of the condition, we cannot form a concrete list of symptoms. However, in all the currently known cases the patients began growing new appendages of various sizes from all of their bodily orifices. Naturally, these appendages interfere with normal bodily functions to the point where sustaining life is impossible and the patient usually explodes very violently. Unfortunately, there is no known medical cure for your condition and we also cannot offer you room in our hospice as our nurses really would rather not spend weeks cleaning up bits of you after your passing. While there are no medical cures available, we have heard reports that local and foreign Voodoo Priests may be able to ease the symptoms, or, depending on how far advanced your condition is, reverse it completely. Each Priest generally has his or her own preferred form of payment, but common things include sheep (live), blood of sheep, goats, chickens, children, unborn children, souls of unborn children, and virgins. A list of "hospital"-approved list of Voodoo Priests is available upon request, but we will ask that you have all or most of these items ready prior to contacting them as payment is usually required up-front. We wish you the best in your treatment!

Sincerely,

Your "doctor"
End of Annatar11's quote

 

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply #260 from Elemental Forums Top

You guys going to keep this going forever or something?

Reply #262 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Ron, reply 10
You guys going to keep this going forever or something?
End of Ron's quote

Viva Viagra. Although they do tell you if it last longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention.....

Reply #263 from Demigod Forums Top

That's Cialis. Viagra apparently isn't quite that strong.

Reply #264 from Sins Forums Top

They still have that warning on the bottle and in the tv ads. But whatever....you got the point.

Reply #265 from Demigod Forums Top

Well, I bow to your experience with such things. :D

Reply #266 from Stardock Forums Top

yeah. no comment either..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reply #267 from Sins Forums Top

This thread has gone on for 11 pages... and no one has even bother to mention what the game is "missing"

Really people.... fail.

 

*sigh*

Dont you all remember the whole, oh, we would have like to put in a whole lot more than (the marza saying) "Time to kick some @$$", but the ESRB and all...

 He added that there was content taken out for reasons such as the ESRB that he would love to release without "stirring up trouble." For our part, we're absolutely dying to know what Sins of a Solar Empire could have possibly done to stir up the ESRB.

 

 

Reply #268 from Demigod Forums Top

...what??

 

Back to being perverted: :D

 

 

Quoting -Ue_Carbon, reply 14
They still have that warning on the bottle and in the tv ads. But whatever....you got the point.
End of -Ue_Carbon's quote

 

you know what a viagra bottle looks like and what the bottle says? muahahaha

 

 

Reply #270 from Demigod Forums Top

you know what a viagra bottle looks like and what the bottle says? muahahaha
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID! SAYINGS STEALER! *pouts*

Also, C1@l1S!

Reply #271 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 20

you know what a viagra bottle looks like and what the bottle says? muahahaha
THAT'S WHAT I SAID! SAYINGS STEALER! *pouts*

Also, C1@l1S!
End of Annatar11's quote

 

You HINTED at that, but I went out and SAID it! SO :p to you!!

Annie!!! muhaahaha

 

<3 :D

Reply #272 from Sins Forums Top

Tricksy hobbitses, steals our precioussssssss!!!!

Reply #273 from Demigod Forums Top

how the hell did you get like 4545678051650456843 more karma since the last time I talked to you!?!??!

Reply #274 from Demigod Forums Top

What? I only got 1 more :(

Edit: Off the Demigod boards anyway.

Reply #275 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting MishYu, reply 23
how the hell did you get like 4545678051650456843 more karma since the last time I talked to you!?!??!
End of MishYu's quote

Hacks and magic.