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Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

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Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy?  I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug.  I mean, look at it.  It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it.  Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.

Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual.  "Domina subjugator?"  Come on!  This can't be by accident.  I think the devs are messing with us.

So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas?

"Buttplug of doom?"

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Reply #76 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting -Ue_Carbon, reply 22



Quoting Annatar11,
reply 21

Who my kid? Or the her kids?


Yes.
  .... ok.....Im not quite sure which on you ment.

End of -Ue_Carbon's quote

that means both.  (just like her!  or would it be "him"?)

Reply #77 from Sins Forums Top

again in space your eithor fraking or fighten

Siege of Centauri
Reply #78 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting spiralblitz, reply 11
^wth a lesbian cock ring or hermaphrodite. WHAT are the advent women anyway? for all we know they have dicks thats why there are so few men. or they could have all been men who had sex changes for the unity!

Omg see what you people did to me you just blew my mind!
End of spiralblitz's quote
Quoting -Ue_Carbon, reply 13
Or maybe the Advent are in need of some good men, maybe after years of genetic experimentation they need fresh stock. And that would also explain the siren like quaility of their voices....see https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/342181.
End of -Ue_Carbon's quote

There are actually men in the Advent defeat screen . . . . . but they were in chains with some kind of freaky-ass blindfoldXD

Reply #79 from Sins Forums Top

Advent do have males but they work with some kind of caste system. And males are in the lower castes... Much like bees actualy.

Grtz,
[_]-Flipkik

Reply #80 from Sins Forums Top

I think the Advent men have fewer psionic capabilities and therefore are in lowerr casts, aparently too low to command a space ship.

Reply #81 from Sins Forums Top

Yes, it states in either the manual or the lore section that females have greater psionic capabilities and therefore dominate the castes.

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #82 from Sins Forums Top

Unless you happen to be that random male that has way the hell better psionic capabilities than the average woman officer

Reply #83 from Sins Forums Top

Yes, then all the higher ups become afraid of your psionic prowress and have you assasinated.

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #84 from Sins Forums Top

And you guys wonder where the lady sinners are!!!! What would Nixie say??? Actually, now that I mention it... What WOULD Nixie say???

Reply #85 from Sins Forums Top

Why don't you ask her?

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #86 from Sins Forums Top

Send her a link to this thread. :P

Reply #87 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 11
Send her a link to this thread.
End of Annatar11's quote

Done.

 

Samurye.:ninja:

Reply #88 from Sins Forums Top

Okay, so I can start running for cover now?

Reply #89 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 13
Okay, so I can start running for cover now?
End of Annatar11's quote

Yes you can now, but don't leave you butt on the ground

Reply #90 from Sins Forums Top

Oh, crap. Well, uh, I didn't need it anyway. Though, this thread is the absolute *worst* place for a loose butt to be.

 

... Yes, I did say that on purpose.

Reply #91 from Sins Forums Top

Because it will be the butt of the joke

Reply #92 from Sins Forums Top

It's because Nixie can kick his ass. It's just laying there. On the ground. Waiting :D

Reply #93 from Sins Forums Top

Neither of you picked up on the 'loose' inuendo. I'm disappointed.

Reply #94 from Sins Forums Top

i did...but as far as humor and frogs go...

Reply #95 from Sins Forums Top

I did pick up on that just felt like saying that

Reply #96 from Sins Forums Top

I just chose to ignore... Stinky!!!

Reply #97 from Sins Forums Top

So is that how your ass fell of Annatar? A wild night of loose butt fun!?!

Reply #98 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting -Ue_Carbon, reply 22
So is that how your ass fell of Annatar? A wild night of loose butt fun!?!
End of -Ue_Carbon's quote

I admit nothing.

I just chose to ignore... Stinky!!!
End of quote

I'll have you know I have it vacuumed and cleaned regularly, thank you.

Reply #99 from Sins Forums Top

Take a look at the Advent defense vessel.  IT IS A DILDO!!  PERIOD!!

Reply #100 from Sins Forums Top

100th post. Sad....

Samurye.:ninja: