Banned because school is part of real life. If it's done right, it makes your life after school richer, even if you don't actually earn that well.
Also banned because I forgot you're a UPS guy, lucky to belong to an organization that does its job very well and pays its line level workers well. Most corps that size have no respect for labor. UPS knows y'all are a lot more than a pretty set of legs and a driver's license.