Banned for enjoying excessive violence.

banned for pearls of wisdom

banned for it's not silly when you discover a flaw in your plan.

That's when people need health insurance.

banned for being in something I consider a hobby... what are you in?

Banned for they were involved in the creation of the internet. Unless you're talking about being taken out behind the toolshed for selling government secrets, I don't think it's always all that lethal.

Womens rights. Yes joke. Banned because the game.

Banned because you never can be too secure!

(I love the irony, in spite of all of our security, it would be so easy to send sensitive data straight out through the public network and then I would get fired and sued and killed all at once)

Banned from Providence, RI.

I got the full grope-down from airport security because I stuck my tongue out at the strip-scanner thingy.

Banned for speaking ye olde english.

The Admiral

banned for dialectual superiority.

Yeah, something about screwing with the people that allow you on a plane being a bad idea. It's like my dad being surprised how nice they built the security stations at King Ranch. My thought is: You're not going to treat the guys guarding your ass against theft and robbery like shit. Just goes under common knowledge.

Banned for forgetting to take your wallet out.

The Admiral

banned for your mom takes her wallet out.

Anyway, yeah, I'm good about all that. They were concerned about a knee brace one time, but something about my description of putting my kneecap back in place made them cringe and wave me through.