Banned for mentioning the 1%. 

Banned because class conflict is inevitable in capitalist systems and there are more than two 'directions' involved. 

All that "class warfare" talk is just more offensive gas emissions from people who can't tell a Marxist from a Keynesian. This thread needs to get back to practical matters, like etiquette for farting in a shared bed.

Banned for confusing slang with etiquette.

banned for making me feel dumb.

banned for banning myself

Banned for #1.

Banned because I thought the shit arising thing was pretty damned funny. Never saw that noun-verb pair before. 

banned for garands are usually hilarious. They go boom, someone's head disappears, everyone has a hearty laugh. Well, except the guy who can't laugh anymore.

It's sturdier in that it has so much play that it can be made of or turned into crap, and still fire. But you don't hit as much with it. It was the product of a totally different time anyway.

And M1s were sturdier than most American weapons serviced before and after, so I'm cool.

Banned for I do wonder if a fart has really killed anyone... I know it maimed once.

banned for does it count if said fart ignites?

banned for going green.

Really...

Banned for I think you got the cows beat, Haven't yet see Bessie hiding in the closet readying a WMD....

banned for attempting to put me in Ohio

Its cold enough in AZ right now, I ain't going to Ohio to freeze even more.