Banned for Fucking everything directly Except xylophones.

Banned for leaving 3 letters off the f**k word... 6 if you're f**king with him.

banned for ****

Banned up your asterisk.

Banned because that blank had better be fun 'cause it's a very long one.

Banned for spatially ambiguous empty space. Is that long, or long and wide? And which way is up?

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Banned sideways.

And banned again because all you breeder boys ran in fear from the long/wide thing. Titty references get all kinds of instant traction around here, but type to a fellow about his own special bits and the crickets start singing...

Banned because there is absolutely no problem with being uncomfortable talking about things that are socially unnacceptable...

Banned because I lumped your asexual attitude together with the breeders, which might be ban-worthy, but also might not be ban-worthy. Banned again because there's an underlying flaccidity jape in that empty long/wide thing.

Banned because there's nothing socially unacceptable about cocks. About half the population own one. The socially unacceptable thing is how 'acceptable' it is to talk about ta-tas as if they existed independently from the women who own them, or worse, as if they were a core criterion for defining the merits of said women.

Banned because passion is useless unless it's guided by the proper motives.

@Swicord would you talk about such with your parents in such casual and lewd manner?

I most certainly wouldn't do such with mine...

Banned for being a Sith...

Jeedai are so much bettar.

Banned because my mother taught me to understand that sex is a wholesome and important part of life, as long as you don't get too obsessive about it. She'd have wanted to object to me japing like that, but would have to admit that the attitude was archaic and unhealthy.

My male genetic donor is another question entirely--he provided a fine example of unwholesome obsession with sexual details. Divorce is a bitch for all involved, but for my sister's sake I'm actually glad he was moving off stage by the time she hit menarche.