banned for not asking for a qualifier. American football at least only has one name.

Banned for ing.

They're quite dangerous, you know.

Banned because you deserve a Warn Ing.

http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Ing

Banned because the warn ing came too late and I'd already entered the second phase of determination with regard to your banning

Banned for not taking the perils of Ing seriously enough, and perhaps putting the world at risk from an Ing invasion due to your negligence to recognise the threat.

banned for I want to bludgeon the lot of you.

Banned because the lot has gone on strike.

Banned for Lot's wife.

I have no idea what the story of Lot's wife actually is, but given the track record of other Biblical wives I'm assuming she was a woman who was punished terribly in some ghastly way bfor doing something moderately unconventional.

Banned because it's only really wives in the Torah (ie Old Testament in the Bible) that get repeatedly fucked over like that. Though I suppose you could say that Mary had some mixed blessings with Jesus...

banned for the Koran was based upon Arabian myths

Which diverge after Abraham. Oh and many wives do get blessing in the old testament. But you would have to read it to know that.

Banned because how else are you going to prop up the table? That squeaking is driving me nuts!

Banned for understanding.

Banned because of me too. Sittin' here, typin', surfin' the forums, dl'ing more stuff ... etc.