I ban you for assuming all of us judged your swag, I complimented you.

Banned because I keep trying to tell you that you're an ignerant young'un and you jess won' lissen.

Swag is, like, really old British slang for stolen goods, and like modern U.S. marketing jargon for all the brand-laden crap that orgs buy to give away to folks they want to impress. 

Oh, and I hear it also refers to the goodie bags that famous/important people get for attending things like Hollywood press junkets. 

I ban you for describing all of that.

I ban you for having neat swag.

I ban Uvah for the odd looking alien avatar.

I ban GW Swicord for providing a reference none care about.

U MAD?

Banned for having a badass Godzilla avatar & being mad.

Banned for thinking the Admiral's comeons are at all subtle. Seriously? A full-length picture "without all that gear"??

Your loss Admiral. I was going to give you a chance.

Banned for rejecting me.

Banned because your primitive perception centers fail to evangelize the Latest IT Thing, ubiquitous computing. Perception is about to become highly distributed, at least if you're one of those folks who believes it isn't quite real if it ain't on the net.

I'm currently in Ohio, Eastern United States. Sorry if you feel rejected, just keeping it 100. Also I'm not looking for anyone right now in my life, another FYI. Being single isn't bad, it's friends that I need really.

ahem, now then, banned for wanting to know where I live

I ban you for banning me for not having an avatar. I don't need to have one right?

Banned because my father was a white boy born outside of Seoul before WW II, and because not having an avatar is apparently some kind of bad manners on these newfangled BBSs that use colors and support HTTP links and whatnot.

Banned for living somewhere outside of New England that's silly enough to name itself Upper Anything.

Banned again for an unclear pronoun reference. In demi-Yankee terms, they's several youses around here.