Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
Banned with a margin of error of zero.
banned because I can hold 100% of positions for 30 minutes minimum.
Look, mom, no hands!
Banned for cutting off your hands.
The Admiral
Banned for thinking you're an admiral.
Banned because that sounds like a very weird labour market.
Banned because my monitor seems really big for some reason. It's exactly the same size, resolution, and distance from my face, but....
Banned for doing drugs.
Banned because, hey man, like, he might just have been getting really, really small.
Probably an accidental exposure to some seriously funny vinyl in his old man's collection.
Banned because my mom's "wholesome" natural cleaning agent is more likely the cause.
Banned because the Umpteenth demanded it. Now go to your room!
Banned for imperative sentences.
banned for sentences. Seriously, all this talking can only lead to trouble.
Banned for speech.
banned for pontificating
Banned for having 10 times as much karma as me.
banned for having a fifth of my karma
Half-banned.
Quarter banned...
eighth of a ban
banned in eights
Banned 200% because half measures [or less] just piss me off and are not worth the effort
banned because I hate it when people double up on what is already enough effort.
Oh Yeah...half priced
Banned because you are wrong... previous efforts were only a half, a quarter and one eighth, and therefore grossly inadequate. The 200% was to make up for the slackers who couldn't drill deep enough.
So there.
Banned for drilling slackers without a license or a permit or even a note from mommy.
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