Banned because I have a psuedo-professorial affection for the lad and you might seriously upset him with such directly sexual typing.
Besides, the little bitch has been far from humping my metaphysical or intellectual legs, much less a metaphorical or physical one. It's one of the traits that makes me think he's probably a very rewarding student for the folks actually obliged to score his intellectual merits. I'm just patiently waiting for him to score some advanced degree or another and then return here to admit that excessive claims of certainty are a strong indicator of intellectual weakness.