banned for turning me in. I could have at least pretended to be a famous asian pop star, but now I have no choice but to come clean.

I would have expected more from you. 

Banned because Scoutdog is trying to turn a fast buck from a wannabe Asian popstar chick who, no thanks to you, isn't turning a buck making No 1 records for screaming teeny boppers who idolise the ground she walks on.

Banned for using the 'C' word.

Banned for hiding KrdaxKrkrun. Unless he's on vacation. Then OK.  

banned for orbiting Uranus and wiping out Klingons

Thank you!!! Hell, they only taught the kid to say 'fudge' and bleeped it so the audience would think it's a curse word. The only people who would automatically think of the F word are those who already know it!

banned for leaving rings around Uranus.

Banned for not pointing out that Uranus doesn't have rings, that's Saturn.

Banned for not playing the FE beta. 

banned because Uranus has several rings. In fact, it has one of the most complex ring systems in the solar system, although barely visible from Earth.

banned for it was painful when made, but the aftermath was so relieving.

banned for vertebrae

Banned because invertebrates that wallow in the sludge that we bipeds leave behind as we traverse this planet may yet inherit the Earth as they evolve into the next most dominant species.