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Banned for not being able to process your request. First time I tried to log in this a.m.

Banned for I've been up since 4 a.m. First time logging in was at 4:15 a.m. so banned ...... for waking me up before I woke.

Banned for dozy do-ing.

Banned because you don't have to grab them when they're dozy. If you're clever, you can work hands-free.

Banned because I can't believe our lad is growing up. Next thing you know, he'll be off to grad school.

Banned because that overlap talk could get into all kinds of unsettling territory. 

Banned for having unsettled Amazonians around when orgasmic activity is in the offing.

Banned because snoo-snoo is fascinating at all times... but for the other person's sake, try to be on the bottom if kicking the bucket while on the job.

banned for banning the ban of bans and thinking banning will solve anything when the hackers come and ban you because they enjoy it. banned.

banned for multipussy

Banned for omnidirectionality in a one way way street... and for having a get out of jail card that let's to pass go and collect $200.

Banned for suggesting threesomes and foursomes are not such a good idea. {but then again, the last foursome I had with 3 girls left me unable to walk for a week}

Banned because he knows how he got there... it's whether he'll get there again.