Banned because that is unfortunately the sort of problem I have to think about when writing backstory for Jake and the mutineers in my book.

banned for bad back story

banned for baby got bad back

banned for abusing those poor babies. CPS!

Banned for anarchism. To the deportation center with him!!!!!!!

Banned for anarchy is well on its way.

Banned for using the sloppy/casual sense of anarchy.

Real (philosophical) anarchy is a long way off; it needs the species to evolve past our tendency to organize to use violence. The Reign of Terror in France is a swell example; it was murderous semi-chaos, not anarchy.

Banned for wanting it longer.

Banned because girth counts more for some folks, and so does receptacle size.

Banned for size really doesn't. KY will cure all ills.

Banned because water bases are best. Petroleum bases ruin condoms and all the oily bases tend to both stain textiles and get absorbed fairly quickly into skin. 

KY is cute these days with their breakout into the fun market, but they don't have the economy sizes that old-school brands like Wet offer.

Banned because the original KY formulation was a basic supply cabinet item for doctor's offices and hospitals. It helps with inserting various sorts of examination instruments, for people of all sexes.