Banned for engaging in a nasty battle against Max

Banned for bad writing.  Sentences start with a Capital letter and end with a period.

banned for being slow

banned for being old

banned for being the unborn

Banned for having sold your body, or at least a bit of it. Unless you're a very rare physical specimen, there's more long-term income potential in renting yourself. 

Banned because you 'went there' a while ago, but I'm staying away this time. Taxing loops, holes, parts...

Banned for trying to make me 'go there.'

Unless you breeder boys are actually ready to see the other side of a serious chain of boob-based bans? Just typing about hotties with external genitals usually seems to send you lads into tizzy, not to mention how scary beefcake photos seem to be.

Banned for confusing a threat with an invitation. Or was that a complaint? I forget...

Banned because I don't need to try. Y'all are obviously confused; turned sideways, even...

Banned for thinking sideways humping is possible.... I read the Kama Sutra and there's nothing in there about it.

Banned for thinking I should become a male escort.... a ho, if you like.  I'm way too old for that these days, though I tried it when I was younger [with women] and found I was giving away more than I was renting out... and in some cases it was costing me... a movie and dinner, etc.

Banned because I don't blame traditional gender roles... I blame the cinemas and eateries for being open when all I wanted to do was....

Banned cause I'm trying to watch the weather.....

Let it rain, I don't care....