banned for planning in the first place

Banned for having your head in a cloud.

banned for tub thumping

banned for bad evasion patterns

banned for snowflakes

Banned because even though I understand basic physics, I still can't really remember why a powered snow-thrower is mechanically different from a leaf-blower.

People who live where water reliably turns solid on account of weather have always struck me as crazy...

Banned for just a foot of snow.... can't slalom or toboggan down just a foot of snow.  Call me when you have several hundred yards of it

Banned because us North Florida folks are having a yo-yo winter.

Last year, things were scary-cold. We had an astounding number of hours with below-freezing air temps. This year, many of us are hoping that the rich Yankees are watching the weather and thinking about quick trips down here so they can wallow in the semi-apocryphal Florida weather that helped fuel our economy back in the 20th. I've seen snow in my home town, this week or so plenty of folks are running around in shorts and nearly-nekkid feet.

Banned because it is 50 degrees here in Columbus.

Banned because you don't want to encourage the token fag to get going about testy bits just because you want to hassle the asexual lad about chesty bits.

Banned because testy bits weren't on the menu to begin with, but if you want to introduce them I suggest you ask the chef

Banned all at once.