Singles Awareness Day! Yeah!

Banned for all of those poor grammar nazis. Wasn't even a pun either...

banned for being a lousy valentine

Banned for being a duddy fud.

banned for you can be extra sweet without giving in to capitalism. Cook dinner for her and just be a sweetie. In your case, GW, dinner for him. In Scout's case... go fix one of your robots.

Banned because I don't give a flying f**k about Valentines day and see it as another pathetic ploy by marketing people for idiots observing it to part with their money.  If one treats their partner well to begin with, there's no need to prove anything on such a day.

Banned for sending yourself a stack of Valentines Day card to make yourself feel loved.

Banned because I don't think those are supposed to adopt quite that shape, and there are some odd grey splotches in the center. I hope that zoo has a vet...

LOL

Banned for revealing the inside workings of the Fart-o-Matic.

Banned because it's too soon for another round of gas-related bans.

banned for feeling sorry for yourself.

And I don't mean that you have a romantic interest in your robots, Scout, but I can't imagine Valentine's being worth much to you. So just go do what you do normally.

Banned because being in a strait jacket is boring... time to put yours on, until you show signs of normality once more