Banned cuz it's got to be better than getting stoned.

Banned because there's going to be Helen toupee.

banned for hat noises

Banned for it encourages brain farts.

Banned for the shit doth fly in the face of your post.

Banned for being a dark messiah.

Banned for only the shadow knows.

Banned for trying to give the Shadow the slip by standing in the light

Banned because it looks like some villain or another has totally taken down scroogle.org.

I'm used to the occasional 'they think we're a bot and we're down for a bit' page, but now my ISP (Cox) can't even resolve the domain name. Instead, I get a search page w/ a first link to the scrotum topic at health.justanswer.com.

Even weirder, no site:forums.RandomStardockDomain.com for scroogle get any hits, even though I've seen plenty of discussion about the service around here. A plain Google search for scroogle just now yielded only 14 hits.

How's that for a pseudo-solipsist digression ban, Scoutdog?

Maybe not spot on on account of scrotums being quite close to the sources of brown shadows & goop... 

Banned for some ketchup wouldn't hurt either.

Banned for grossing out. 

Banned for being overly gross on account of shunning everything other than neuroanatomy and hardware.

Also banned because I still can't get a hit at scroogle.org. Screw whoever is behind this mess, and I mean in a hardware way, not a wholesome sexual way.

Banned because I'm no papist, although I confess to having had impure thoughts about more than one of your brown-clad colleagues...