banned for wanting us to be like the bleeping normal people and not use our higher brain functions to communicate

Fucking banned. No bleep.

banned for a boring ban

please if I wanted to hear that I would go play a multiplayer game with kids online (sadly they are the worst at this having such a poor and/or limited vocabulary)

Banned for an interesting ban. Keep it up, and I'll be forced to tell you all about my UN simulation team...

banned for banning someone by reversing their reason for a ban upon someone else, then using it on them, and ending it all with a threat to tell us of your unsimulated team.

 Banned for pointing out the blatently obvious.

banned for being a blue light. better if you were a yellow light or red light.

Banned for suggesting a "yellow" light. The color yellow should be banned anyway because it's all happy and shiny.

Banned for thinking yellow is happy. Yellow is sick. Silver is happy.

Banned for thinking Silver is happy. Silver isn't happy, Silver is Metal. Metal isn't happy.

banned for suggesting any color has any meaning beyond cultural standings (ex. yellow in china is royalty, while yellow in western US is cowardly)

Banned for downplaying the importance of colours.

banned for downplaying the importance that culture has on color

Banned for the sake of Ban-Beans. *asks himself if it means anything*

banned for banning beans, they are the magical fruit

Banned, for not finishing it with "the more you eat the more you toot".

Banned for wanting him to finish with "the more you eat the more you toot".

Banned for plagiarism. Well, sort of...

banned for staying after journey's end

banned for thinking the journey ends.

It will never end.

Banned for refusal to define "it".

banned for demanding a definition

harpo

banned for not honking in every post

banned for thinking that I am chicko.

I AM NOT CHICKO!

I AM NOT ZEPPO!

I AM NOT GROUCHO!

I AM HARPO!