Banned for suggesting he use eye related puns i gotta hand it to yah

eye don't know what you mean.

ba-dum-BAN!

Banned for bad drumming.

banned for being jealous that my kit's been infused with the powers of ban and that i now use hammers instead of sticks.

eye ban you for being a target.  eye ban you for being infused with the power of ban

i ban you for i am now going to have to use my monster summoning spell lvl 0. 

here mosnter here monster here monster good boy.  no don't eat me eat mrlarone.  no no no no.

banned for poor monster control, did you lose it too?

banned i never said anything about monster control.  just summon.

Banned by magic missile.

Banned because I sit next to you.

banned you two need to get a private room.

Banned for encouraging prostitution.

banned for i never said anything aboutr money.  banned you and ryat need to read better.  do you need my glasses.

Banned because I just got the perscription in my glasses adjusted.

here monster monster.   here monster monster.  oh no it's  a ryatscoutdog.   banned for not telling us your a conjoined creater with ryat.

Banned because I'm back from Italy

banned for going to ItAlY

harpo

Banned for being anti-Italian. Next thing you know it'll be the Freedom Fries all over again.

banned for not knowing that HALF my relatives ARE from italy(possibly also sicaly)

harpo

Banned for TAKIN' OUR JOBS (in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.)

Banned for being too lazy to get a job

Banned for the sake of upholding the peace. or a justice ban

Banned for being too lazy to die. fast.

Completely unrelated, and only five pages to go.

And I did ban someone.

banned for failure to bann

banned for posting pictures

harpo

Band fowr missspelleng ban.