banned for encouraging the Rebellion, WWVD (What Would Vader Do?)

Banned because...

We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

We hope you have enjoyed the show

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Club Band

We're sorry but it's time to go

Sgt. Peppers Lonely,

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely,

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely,

Sgt. Pepper's Lone,

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We'd like to thank you once again

Sgt. Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's getting very near the end

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely,

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely,

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

WOO

Night. (walks off humming "A Day in the Life")

banned because you BROKE copyright. the RIAA are going to track you down and make you pay $50,000 per word of each song you  copy

harpo

banned banned! maxwells silver ban-hammer came down on harpo's head, do-do-do-do...

banned for trying to GET SMART.

 pity you are more like Kaos, and the silver hammer was melted down for the silver, thanks

harpo

Banned for only approaching five 9's the speed of light! That and talking about silver hammers!

Banned for ugly avatar.

banned for overly large incisors.

Banned for overly large..... hole.

Banned for having nothing overly large.

banned for tempting me to say 'that's what she said'... shit.

banned for making up non sense about the what she said

banned for non sense!??

banned for developing a serious side.

banned for making up non sense about developing

banned for being under developed.

banned for not helping him develop

banned for not having a costume for halloween.

Banned for supporting Satan's holiday. It's the death panels next, I tells ya! And don't say that Halloween is really a Christian holiday, because I listen to a nice guy on my radio and he says it isn't!

banned for listen to the RaDiO. they are proto POLITICIANS.

harpo

Banned for using alternating case in your spelling of radio.

banned for supporting those that lie ie politicians.

harpo

Banned for using the lying politician gag again. It's true, but that doesn't make it any less old.

banned for banning the truth

harpo

Banned because I am here for the weekend

so...our entry song.

It was twenty years ago today,
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years,
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
Sit back and let the evening go.
Sgt. Pepper's lonely, Sgt. Pepper's lonely,
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
It's wonderful to be here,
It's certainly a thrill.
You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home.

I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
That the singer's going to sing a song,
And he wants you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Shears
And Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

banned for trying to sing on a text only page.