banned for checking up on Karma

banned for being the last person i am going to ban tonight,

Banned for banning's sake tonight.

banned for sake

Banned for killing pirates.

banned for being a pirate and not being dead.

Banned for banning the living.

banned for being living us dead people have feelings too you know.

Banned for thinking dead people have feelings.

Banned for posting prebans (previous page).

Banned for being sympathetic about corpses.

Banned for having lost your life.

Banned for being undead.

Banned for having a suspiciously low member #.

Banned for not giving me karma.

Banned for trying to find your lost karma.

Banned for not banning scoutdog.

Banned in case you ban me for all these bans.

Ban whoever posts after me.

You are a hypocrit, banning others for "prebanning", while doing it yourself. That's my gimmick, get your own

Banned for having a Jar Jar Binks avatar.

Banned for not banning and calling me a hypocrite about a silly but fun game.

Banned because it is foggy out.

Banned for not cleaning the windows for a decade.

Banned because Scoutdog doesn't have windows. He has external cameras, since he is a machine and has no need of windows.

EDIT: I ban danielost because my ban is 1 post before his but 9 seconds later.

banned for cleaning the windows over the last decade but missing mine.

daily ban of ryat and scoutdog.

Banned for making bans a daily routine.

@Ryat: Banned for not being online.

banned for assuming Im not online

banned for hiding online.

AMBUSH BAN!

banned for ambush banning thats my gimmick get your own 

Banned for kissing Ryat's a$$.

@Ryat: Banned for ambush-banning in a ninja way.

banned for banning the ninja ways

Banned for not being a real ninja.

Banned for not being a pseudo-ninja.