Banned for not using the matrix to create your own daughter.

Banned because I am gonna create an evil little girl, who is gonna seem really cute and insta-kill as soon as she sees a human.

That would be all.

Banned because she'll kill herself.

Banned because my father has been whistling the same five seconds of music over and over again for the last TWELVE FRAKKING HOURS, AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SHUT HIM UP!!!!!!

banned for non use of earplugs or non use of loud stereo

Banned for why not give him a klondike bar. Or make a peanut butter sandwich.

Banned for Alting

Banned for whats alting?

banned for not realizing that you are alting Y2

Banned because I just had to down two helpings of my mother's disgustingly tough tomato-sauce-mushroom-and-acid pork chops.

banned for not requesting something to change the flavor (like hot sauce or something to that effect)

banned for not promoting Tabasco Sauce specifically

Banned for product placement.

And while I had some katsup for it, no other sauce was available at the time.

banned for not getting a job and buying your own stuff

Banned for wanting other people to be successful.

That would be all.

Banned for not wanting other to be successful

Banned, because that, indeed, would be all.

Banned for wanting it to end there.

banned for trying to end it all

Banned because I WILL end it all, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!  

That would be all.

Banned for how? hmmmm how?

banned for questioning how

he just pulls the plug

though some humans will survive while his world will go dark

Banned for then why would he do that?

Banned for reply #24000.

Here's

That would be all.

banned for page starting with karma