banned for still twittering your thumbs

Banned for twits.

banned for childish behavior

banned for thinking it would be otherwise.

Otherwise banned

if(!banned){

banned;

}

else{

banned;

}

banned for still haunting the GalCivII fourms

Banned because I missed the money/diamonds round and didn't get the chance to rant about use value vs. exchange value and how modern money has gone super-kinky because it is almost pure exchange value, and hence almost pure fiction. 

Also, Ryat is banned for failing to clarify whether the posters on the GC2 forums are dead or the forums are dead; strictly speaking, haunting requires someone to be dead. 

banned for strict and kinky

Banned because you want to be banned, you naughty gaseous entity.

banned for flatulence jokes

Banned for confusing farts with nebulae, you nebulous tart.

banned for both are gaseous

banned for being gaseous

banned for states of matter

banned for getting a whiff

banned for get a whiff of this!

banned for whiffle ball

banned for trying to play whiffle ball without a bat.

banned for batting around on the forums

banned for batting it around. There are kids here!

Banned for alluding to Baseball.

I hope...

Banned for this sport is boring to watch !

banned for it is. Better to play, but still a bit slow even then.

Like cricket.

Except that can be even slower...

Oh, almost forgot. Banned.