Banned for their instead of they're.

banned for grammar nazism

banned for bringing nazis into this send them back to ww2

Banned because they came back marked "return to sender."

Banned for risking a temporal anomaly. 

banned for handing an anomaly over

Banned because the Hand of Logic is an Abstraction and can't hand anything over.

banned for attempting to split an abstract

banned for I cleaved a Mondrian in two; therefore, I have accomplished said task.

banned for square paintings

banned for getting the reference (I take it on faith you didn't google)

banned for I did

I can't know everything but I can use information tools.

banned for needing to use info, tools, now what was i going to google.

banned for forgetfulness.

banned for being an evil no mouthed person.

banned for he has a mouth. It's gently nestled between his butt cheeks.

Banned for an infinite loop.

Banned for Groundhog Day.

Now that was a good film.

Banned for it was. 12:01 was a pointless, sci-fi, tv-movie version.

banned for not liking sci-fi and by extension banned for not liking science fiction.

banned for I like science fiction. 12:01 was just Groundhog Day with a scientific backstory.

banned for movie comparison

Which is better: banning you for comparisons or banning you for movies?

banning you for comparative movies.

banned to the Fifth Element