Banned for healthy eating habits

Banned for "fruit" salad. (Whoever doesn't get it is banned)

Banned because I get it.  Was it tossed?

Banned because you don't have to be a fruit to toss someone's salad. But you should probably use a dental dam.

Banned because I never implied that you had to be.  I just asked a question.

Banned because I was just being a sloppy banner and trying to hit two bans at once.

Banned because I'm busy digitizing my dad's tapes, starting with the year 1958. And all I can think is:

People had sex to this music?!?!?!?

banned for thinking like that

That almost makes you a normal teenager.

Banned because "normal" is overrated. I deliberately chose to not be the "normal" teenager when I was at that age and am now not the "normal" 23 year old like many my age are. I didn't give a darn what people thought of me personally and I still don't. lol

banned for not caring

Banned because the early twenties are the new teen years. That, or this so-called economy is going to make multi-generational households 'normal' again...

banned slowly

Banned because I'm glad I'm not the moron I was five years ago, but now I don't want to get any older.

banned because you used to be a moron? 

  Kidding, of course.

frizz banned

Banned because that feeling might keep on growing just like your nose and ears. You're only whinging about a half-decade now. Wait until it's in decades or quarter-centuries.

Banned because ain't that the truth, I used to kind of chuckle at this old guy I used to work with when he'd tell me a story about a friend he hadn't seen in 15 years...  Now every once in a while I catch myself saying the same crap. 

Banned for being to specific with your ban.

The Admiral

admiral banned

general banned

I could prolong this post, but it's not worth it. Night.

Banned for night.

banned in the morning

Banned because the avatar images aren't showing for me.

banned for you must be having a problem. I'm good.

Banned because Metroid: Other M was really a very bad game.