Banned for using names as reasons to ban.

banned for not understanding the history behind the names

Banned for not teaching me said history behind the names.

Banned for being unteachable.

Banned because I should be grading stuff instead of typing here.

banned for being a teacher

Banned for a vulgar and disgusting comment.

Banned for having more testosterone than intelligence.

I now depart this thread.

Have at it boys.

*pOOf*

banned for poofing

Banned by the token pooftah.

Banned by Lucy Watson.

Banned for knowing Lucy Watson

Banned for do you even know who Lucy Watson is?

Banned because who cares, it's a ban thread.

Banned beacause it IS a ban thread

Banned for restating something that I have already said...

Banned for liking applesauce

Banned for talking about something irrelevant. I never do such...

Banned for not finishing a sentence.

Banned because such was referring to the pronoun "something irrelevant"

As such I said, "I never talk about something irrelevant," which is bad grammar, so it should be, "I never talk about anything irrelevant."

Banned for stalking me on the forums

Banned because I stalk everyone...

Or no one...

banned for not knowing who u stalk

Banned for being here all the time.

Banned because he is not. I am.

Banned because we all know you run off to do stupid things like attend class, study, digitize your dad's music collection, and make Halloween decorations. You might even get a job one day...