banned from below.

Banned to the depths below.

The Admiral

Banned six ways from Sunday.

banned six underground

Banned once. 

Banned twice. 

Banned thrice. 

Banned four times.  

Banned five times.

Banned six times.

The Admiral

Banned to the nines.

Banned to the square root of 81.

The Admiral

Banned to a limit approaching infinity.

Also banned for lacking fashion sense and/or colloquial English vocab. That hood is so five centuries ago.

Banned because the hood makes the mask more awesome.

The Admiral

Banned for perpetuating abuse of the venerable adjective "epic."

It applies to historical moments, poems, novels, and perhaps odd things like a cycle of plays or operas. No clothing ensemble or Hollywood franchise can be epic because they are fundamentally ephemeral things.

Banned for I have no clue what you're talking about.

The Admiral

banned for look up Homer

Banned because I knew that much. I read about Homer in A.P. Euro last year, and read the Odyssey in Language Arts. I was referring to my edited post. Perhaps I should've mentioned this in my ban...

The Admiral

banned for putting forth epic poems/stories

Banned for banning me 38 seconds after I posted.

The Admiral

banned for timing

Banned because timing is nearly impossible when communicating asynchronously.

Banned because the key word there is "nearly."

The Admiral

banned for highly improbable, but not impossible.

and nice edit FTW

Banned for lapsing back into fragments.

Gawds above, below, and sideways, why is the sentence so damned unpopular these days?

because the Gawds have abandoned ye.

banned.

Bitch, please. Banned upside yo' haid.

Banned because nobody liked the Delegate Dance at last year's conference, so of course our adviser's decision was to teach us to have more fun by making the dance longer....

Banned because exposed brains can't dance.

The Admiral

banned for they can if you give them rhythm and legs