banned like a gent

banned for being gender specific

Banned for gender bender fender bender. 

banned for getting bent

Banned for treading on thin slang ice. But then going on benders can lead to sexual surprises...

banned for she asked if I was feelng adventurous... and now I got a bad case of the bends.

Banned for gender bender bending bends

Banned twice. Banned twice.

Banned three times, which I only have to do once since three is the magic number.

Banned for using magic number

Banned because I cast Greater Dispel Magic.

Banned for being a global warming denier.

Banned for knowing about global warming and not doing shit about it. 

Banned for not considering fire ants in the global warming theory

banned for thinking anyone does anything without constantly thinking about fire ants

Banned for giving me fire ant filled bathtub nightmares.

Banned because I'll see fire ants and raise you any nightmare context plus velvet ants. Those ladies are scary, scary, scary.

Banned for over feeding my anteater.

banned for having a fat anteater

Banned because I died a little on the inside for multiple reasons today when I heard a classmate attribute "Do or do not, there is no try" to the USMC.

Banned because today I asked a 'sophomore' college class what they knew about Abu Graib, and the answer was nothing.

Yoda's imaginary, so failing to cite him as a source of wisdom is acceptable. This whole 'so five minutes ago' attitude--not so helpful for the project we call democracy. 

Banned because they at least should have realized it came from somewhere in Star Wars.

Banned because what is the world coming to?

Banned for not knowing

Banned because knowing what you don't know is the better part of wisdom.