Banned for bros but no hoes.

Banned for Decim8ing my supply of farming implements.

Banned for putting hoes before bros.

Banned for I will hurt you.

Banned for beating me to the ban.

Banned for banning my beatings.

banned for beating it

Banned for that didn't work...

banned for the blue pill can fix that

Banned because some guy took about six Viagra and then slammed himself into a concrete wall a couple of times "to try to make the nitroglycerine explode". He ended up in the hospital for taking six Viagra and slamming himself into a concrete wall a couple of times, but not for exploding.

Banned for sharing that story with us.

Banned for lack of sympathy for "some guy." He's always having terrible problems, getting surrealistically lucky, or ending up in impossible situations--and sometimes he's even a real person.

Banned because I don't have the source in front of me. It's in a book back home.

Banned because I thought there was a better than even chance a smart ass like you would be typing about a real "some guy."

If I kept better notes, I'd be able to name the erectile dysfunction researcher who demonstrated the early boner-pill tech's effectiveness at a urologists' convention. 

Banned because I'm going home tomorrow. No mare stupid engineers!

Banned for equinophobia?

banned for horses are to be feared

banned for it's hippophobia. Equinophobia is fear of heights.

banned for you shall not hear from me soon

banned for I feel better already.

banned for sticking your tongue to feel better

you dog

banned for woof woof

Doggedly banned.

banned in a scoutingly way

Banned for banning in a scouting manner.