Banned. :'( See? I am now crying because everyone is so mean to me.

okay, not really.

banned for not really? or we're not so mean?

Banned because of all of the above.

Banned because of both A and C.

Banned for standardized testing.

multiple choice ban

Banned in short answer format.

Banned in essay format.

banned for filling in the blank

Banned for blanking out the filling.

You are banned. True or false (circle one).

Banned.

I tried circling it, but it didn't work.

Banned for not printing the page and getting out an old-style writing stick.

banned for encouraging the use of a pointy object which may cause personal injury

Banned for suggesting personal injury and other things.

Banned for being vaguely suggestive.

Banned because I am never suggestive.

Why did you think that I was being suggestive?

banned because he can read anything he wants out of your post. It's the fault of the written word. Socrates knew it and now so do you.

Banned because I get to choose everyone's perspective. Bend to my will!

Banned for adolescent hubris and failing to bow to the wisdom of So Crates. That dude was awesome.

Banned because this person will also be under my control.

Banned because I already control them all.

Banned for apparent necromantic aspirations.

Edit: applies to both the teenyboppers. 

Banned because I have a new page.

Banned because now you have to share the page.