Banned for wording my madpersonexcuse.

Banned for multifarious verbiage.

banned for nefarious verbosity

Banned for not using the letters c, g, h, j, k, l, m, p, q, w, x, or z, even though a quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

banned for not using this: ?

Banned for disorienting punctuation.

Banned for an unspecified period.

Banned for a dangling colon:

Banned because you're aiming for some kind of 'knowledge worker' job, which means you're at risk of dangling colon problems that are way more vexing than bad punctuation.

Hope you're already making regular exercise and a generous amount of dietary fiber part of your lifestyle...

Banned for whole grains.

Banned for banning people.

Banned for banning wholesomeness.

Banned because I'm up to my neck in corn and soybeans.

banned because I'm up to your neck in beans and squash. Here, let me just put this turkey on top and finish off the job.

Banned because I'm God.

Banned because God would have more karma.

banned cause God would stop all other posters.

How dareth thou insulteth me with youreth presence!? Be awedeth at mine superior 4D self. Be Bannedeth, thou lowly 3 Dimensional Being!

Banned for we are four dimensional beings, not as it pertains to Euclidean geometry, but according to Minkowski. Also, who goes under the title of 'He storms'?

Banned for the following reason: Banned until an admin unbans you.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never.

Banned until an admin bans you. No date of expiration, I just don't see it happening.

banned for not seeing it

Banned for using sign language in the forums.

banned for birdies

banned for the call me... Betty.