tell me you didn't have the dress on when you typed that, tell me!

banned for vomit inducing images.

Banned for vomiting on the forums.  They're expensive to clean, you know!

banned for bollocks.

that's what the refresh buttons for.

banned for using the refresh button

banned for not using it. sheesh, at least open a window or something.

banned for not realizing that I let my wife refresh things, Im too lazy

banned for eating my last santa's elf!

banned for eating fictional characters

banned because elfs are real, right?  RIGHT?

Banned for pro-Elf sentiment

because everyone knows God hates Elves (www.godhateselves.com)

Banned for advertising another site on the forums.

ah, that explains my birthmark!

banned for assuming i already knew that.

you ass uming thing you *points pointedly*

banned for not eating soap after that post.

Banned for preaching physically harmful practices.

Banned for not eating juicy, healthy soap.

Banned for being defective.

banned for being defective and calling someone else defective when they may not be defective.   do you think i can work defective in one more time.  no i didn't think i could work defective in one more time.  sorry for not being able to work defective in one more time.

banned for overuse of defective

harpo

banned for harpooning my use of defective.

banned for banning the use of harpoons on defectives.

harpo

Banned for a detective.

Banned for being the proxy of a detective.

banned for being a defective detective

you have been harpooned shirley

harpo

Banned for harpooning defective mod

Banned for being a defective punctuator.