Banned for choosing poorly and drinking from the wrong grail.

banned for showing your age

banned for banning someone whose age is half of yours, you old man

banned for i have to go to the toilet.

banned for yes but my avatar doesn't have greing hair.

Banned for even number post.

Banned for being a cyborg.

@ danielost:

The character in the avatar does not have gray hair,

Possibly the head ornamentation is related to this: "Wreaths of various sorts were given as rewards for certain achievements; the "corona muralis" was in the shape of battlements, and was presented to the first man who scaled the walls of a city; and one of oak-leaves denoted the saving of the life of a citizen. In the navy the crown was in the shape of the "rostra," or beak of a galley, and was given to the man who first boarded the ship of an enemy".

banned for making me look at that close up.

Banned, no "cheezburger" for you.

Banned for disallowing norishment for a banished member, even if it were made with catz.

banished! BANISHED!!

ye be banish'ed for thy wicked word.

Wherefore doth my wicked word lieth? For I seest not of which thou speakest. What manner of word containeth wickedness in its very essence? Be it possible that thou sayest this in jest merely? For if not, what shall be made of all words?

Banned for disliking the word banished.

Banned because I was off by a factor of 100.

Banned because you were off by two orders of magnatude.

banned for ordering magnitude. it tastes foul.

banned for making me ban you

Banned for banning compulsorily.

banned for still looking like mr fantastic.  reid richards fantastic four after he got the gray hair.

banned for banning the banning of compulsory behavior

banned for I have set up you the bomb.

banned as i have unset bomb. up you.

baned for bomb unsetting up you

Banned FOR GREAT JUSTICE

banned for showing off.

lesser justice is more than enough for Ryat.

banned for not claiming mercy in the case of ryat vs ryat.

Banned for 1st post of a new page.