Banned for not respecting this:

banned for sticking a poor kitty in a washer.

banned for not enjoying the show of "KITTY AND THE WASHER!"

banned for being a ryat and wanting to see a kitty get hurted.

@morph- Banned for banning helms. They are vital protective equipment. Nearly as important as the "cup".

@Ryat- Banned for the banning of glasses. They too, can be vital protective equipment.

@Veers- Banned because "Satan Cat" is no match for Happy Plane.

@danielost- Banned because you still have not countered by epic ban-pwn.

Banned for thinking a helm can protect you from getting banned.

What cup are you talking about?

banned for being a male and not knowing what cup he is talking about.

banned for I C U P

Banned for the eighth oldest and third-worst joke in history,

banned for rating jokes

Banned for bump.

Banned for bumping.

Banned for being a bump.

Banned for a hump.

Banned for humping.

Banned because I don't do that.

Banned because that's what she said

Banned for using the oldest joke.

Ugga uhnnnhae?

Blaahblé jou.

Fraas hebee ruk!

Banned because I feel liked I should be able to understand what you are saying, but I do not.

@IFear: Banned for smoking pot, and thus you are unable to speak properly.

@Scoutdog: Banned because I hate dogs, especially scouting ones, who always sniff the entire house looking for who-knows-what, and when they cant find anything, they bark mindlessly pissing me off like nothing else.

banned for hating on dog

just use duct tape to keep them from barking

banned for tapeing scoutdogs mouth shut when you should have taped general veers mouth.

banned for because I have = GeneralVeers

Banned for not bitch-slaping Veers while he is

banned for I leave the bitch-slapping to ones who are childish

Im above the need to bitch-slap