I don't think I'm gay

Reply #1 November 13, 2004 1:04 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

Why do we think chicks with mullets are gay? Stereotypes, baby! Maybe it's a way for those of us who are less secure to make ourselves feel better and not gay -- by joking about guys with "severe heads of hair" and "pink bracelets".

Good for you for not caring what others think.

Reply #2 November 13, 2004 1:07 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

Well, you could always say you are metrosexual mr. delong....

Reply #3 November 13, 2004 1:12 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

It's about stinkin' time, I used to be UBER self conscious. I tried way to hard to fit in with the crowd I could never be in because of a certain jersey I don't have.

I just take a step back, realize I have two more years in this place and then all the stereotyping, cliques, castes, cults, and cacophony of high school will be gone, I'll go off to college and all those people who were "better" than me will still be their own little living legends in Fairfield County while I'm hopefully saving lives.

Reply #4 November 13, 2004 1:18 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

Oh my.

I just completely wigged out, I had no idea how you knew my name. Maybe there's a reason for me to be worried, I'm always on the lookout for potential JUsers (article pending), but I figure you just pieced it together from other articles.

As for the comment, I never liked the term "metrosexual" though it was fitting. My mom kept calling me "metrosexual" and it got REALLY old. Which brings up another "gay" facet, I like to clean and vacuum the house.

Reply #5 November 13, 2004 1:19 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

I like to clean and vacuum the house.

Chicks dig guys that like to clean house!

Reply #6 November 13, 2004 1:24 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

>> Which brings up another "gay" facet, I like to clean and vacuum the house.

That's not "gay". ...

Reply #7 November 13, 2004 1:25 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

this is an admirable effort and one i hope everyone will emulate to establish their moral values credentials.

i'll be preparing my 'im not gay' article as soon as i finish my nails. 

Reply #8 November 13, 2004 1:26 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

i meant my...'i guess im not gay' article

Reply #9 November 13, 2004 1:28 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

i meant my...'i guess im not gay' article

Or . . . 'there's a very slight chance that I might not be gay'

Reply #10 November 13, 2004 1:29 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

>> Which brings up another "gay" facet, I like to clean and vacuum the house. That's not "gay". ..

I know it's not gay, the meat behind the article is that I know I'm not gay but because of what people may see when they look at me, certain conceited, superficial, little-dicked bastards think I'm gay.

Reply #11 November 13, 2004 1:31 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

Erm...I'm too tired to pick up on any sarcasm/lame comments, so in case there are any, so be it.

Reply #12 November 13, 2004 1:33 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

'there's a very slight chance that I might not be gay'

followed by 'im pretty sure ive never had an abortion" 

Reply #13 November 13, 2004 1:35 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

followed by 'im pretty sure ive never had an abortion"

he he he . . . you crack me up, kingbee.

Reply #14 November 13, 2004 1:37 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

you crack me up, kingbee

it's mutual then mzw

Reply #15 November 13, 2004 1:42 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

I just completely wigged out, I had no idea how you knew my name. Maybe there's a reason for me to be worried, I'm always on the lookout for potential JUsers (article pending), but I figure you just pieced it together from other articles.

You mean aside from looking at your username and figuring out that perhaps that was your last name?

Reply #16 November 13, 2004 1:52 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

Just re-emphasizing your point. In case that's not clear, yes, I'm agreeing with your article. Sorry, if my lame remark offended you.

People always think they can tell who's what by appearance, but they can't.

Reply #17 November 13, 2004 2:00 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

This brings to mind a recent experience where my coworker told me that the words I used were gay. Some people...

Reply #18 November 13, 2004 2:01 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

I am guilty of calling something "gay" . . . guess I shouldn't do it . . . just like I shouldn't call things "retarded" . . .

Reply #19 November 13, 2004 4:38 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

My best mate suffers the same fate as you - everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, thinks he's as gay as the day is long. Quite funny then that he has the most successful pick up rate of anyone I've ever met. Seems that women dig the interesting, sensitive guy more than the beer swilling, so-called masculine meat heads. Who would have thought???

More power to you buddy. So wise for one so young.

Reply #20 November 13, 2004 8:33 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

And if you are gay?... As Seinfeld says "not that theres anything wrong with that."

Reply #21 November 13, 2004 10:13 AM from JoeUser Forums Top

Ravenblack, it's all breezy, no hard feelings.

Texas, that's a whole new tug of war. I have to watch my back everytime I say something is retarded because I know someone is waiting to pounce on me for being "inconsiderate". If you call something gay or retarded, it's fine by me, it's just a stinkin' figure of speech.

historyishere, good call. Just a temporary worry moment, that's all.

Manopeace, I thought about saying that to try to seem more accepting, open, and so on, but I would have had to type it every 3 words.

Floozie, thank you. Around here, beer-swilling meatheads get all the action, why would someone want a guy who's just as sensitive as they are? I mean, the woman needs someone around to tell her what to do, smack her around a little bit, and ignore her until it's time to have sex! Honestly, what are we thinking? Anyway, that's enough from me, time to go hit the weights

Reply #22 November 13, 2004 1:55 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

You like to clean? Heh, heh....I like to be neat but I'm too lazy and everything ends up disheveled....so that's life, I suppose. Anyway, if it means anything, I don't think you're homosexual-gay, but most of the time just archaic gay(happy). I think lots of people think I'm gay too, for some reason....but whatever....I'll just use it as a psych out or something and watch them tremble with my stereotypical fake lisp thing....or my 'Barney' laugh...mwahahahahahaha!

See ya on flipside...you silly goose(, couldn't resist),
~Zoo

Reply #23 November 16, 2004 7:06 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

Andy! Why would we ever think that you're gay??? lol. Nah, we know you're not gay. But it's fun teasing you about it. The longer hair....I don't think that would have anything to do with you being gay. Haven't you noticed a lot of guys have the longer hair. For example...you of course, Brandon, Patrick did, but his mom mad him get a hair cut, there is Mackoff(sp?) Hitler....but I do kinda think he's gay...but not for the hair reason. Besides....in my opinion you look much hotter with the longer hair. But I guess my opinion doesn't always count...but i'm sure Shaun will back me up on it....won't ya?!

~carebear~

Reply #24 November 16, 2004 7:15 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

lol, I am gay and I hate vacuuming. Everyone is different. If you know you aren't or are, that is how it is. People get so wrapped up in stereotyping. My friends do it too, call people gay that fit a vague, someone skewed version of waht gay is.

Reply #25 November 16, 2004 9:34 PM from JoeUser Forums Top

Do I make you feel gay? I'm sure I could think of some reasons why Jeffers and I could make you feel that way.

Capt. over and out!