New MOD submitted for approval. Frogboy For Governor!

from Stardock Forums

That right this MOD puts a picture of the man himself in the office of governor, as well as, the announcer when we try to send a ship out of range.

I hope they approve it. What do you think? Shall we put him to work?


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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
If your curious, you can see the image on your own hard drive:

C:\Program Files\Strategy First\Galactic Civilizations\Gfx\Message_RaceImage35.pcx

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Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
That cannot be Brad. I mean ... well ... he looks normal. Where are the bags under his eyes? His skin looks like it has seen daylight! And what's with that conservative haircut? Aren't all game designers required to look like they're on the fringes of society ... if not sanity? Or is this like the video of Saddam? Is this a photograph before Brad became a game designer and is now being circulated by his propaganda ministers?
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Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
Actually Brad gets a face lift every other week. He is only second to Micheal Jackson in the attendence with his plastic surgeon. If you zoom in on this image you can see the clips tightening the bags under his eyes.

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Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
I agree. I have worked with a lot of programmers in the past and they are usually... well... "large" or suffer from some stress like condition such as chain smoking, muttering or severe nervous eye tic. That picture looks wayyy too ordinary of a person. Probably the doughnut guy that delivers to Stardock.

Besides I think it's safe to say "Brad" or Avatar Frogboy is a bot anyway. It just autoscans the forum looking for instances of it's name and then churns out some random response... a clever bot to be sure... well written and executed like the Drengin, Torians and other AIs written for the game.

My bet is that the real programmers are savage drooling Morloc-ian creatures chained to desks & laptops in tight little cubicles - like those poor cute puppies in the cages at the pet shops. They probably just really want to be loved... and maybe given the occasional Chocolate bar or mini poster of "Seven-of-Nine" for their cells.

Sad that they are only allowed to communicate to us through that clever piece of coding called "Brad" *sigh*

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Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
yea alot of my freinds are programers and game designers well they arn't the best we've only been making games for a year or two now and were in 10th grade(well one of us is way older) and we all look insane and when were not doing video/computer game related stuff its still all weird and messed up like "savage ball" and playing D&D he looks to normal for that to be a current piture of him.