Deodorbutt
the slime away for the buttcrackness
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“When you feel a little mess and you know it’s not for best… diarrhea!”
~Author unknown
Do you stand up from your leather recliner and find a puddle coming from you fanny? Then try the all new… Deodorbutt from Costco.
It takes the stick and stench out of your gluteus maximus while leaving it feeling soft as a naked mole rat.
To use it apply to the outermost edge of the crusting areas. Then slowly massage the cheeks until the crème has been evenly distributed throughout the infected regions.
After the crème has dried and crusted use the gel stick to apply a lathering element. The stick should be kept in a refrigerator so that it doesn’t melt and get slimy when trying to apply the gel.
In case of meltage, heat buns for twenty minutes with a warm bottle of milk.
Dry immediately with a blow dryer. If you don’t have a blow dryer, drive around with your backside out the window. Cold weather is best.
If you are not fully satisfied within twenty days maybe you should ask yourself why you bought such a lame product anyways.
Capt. Over and out!
~Author unknown
Do you stand up from your leather recliner and find a puddle coming from you fanny? Then try the all new… Deodorbutt from Costco.
It takes the stick and stench out of your gluteus maximus while leaving it feeling soft as a naked mole rat.
To use it apply to the outermost edge of the crusting areas. Then slowly massage the cheeks until the crème has been evenly distributed throughout the infected regions.
After the crème has dried and crusted use the gel stick to apply a lathering element. The stick should be kept in a refrigerator so that it doesn’t melt and get slimy when trying to apply the gel.
In case of meltage, heat buns for twenty minutes with a warm bottle of milk.
Dry immediately with a blow dryer. If you don’t have a blow dryer, drive around with your backside out the window. Cold weather is best.
If you are not fully satisfied within twenty days maybe you should ask yourself why you bought such a lame product anyways.
Capt. Over and out!
