The Galactic Enquirer: SCANDAL IN THE WHITE COUNCIL!!!!!!
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look inside for an exclusive photo expose. We here have caught jus4golf partying, drinking and carrying on at a G.R.O.S.S. aussie kegger!!!
One source within the White council sent the following memo.
"We fully support jus4golf in his rehab efforts. He now knows that such frivolity and fun is seen as gross by the white council." We can't have that here. But when asked if he wanted to come on camera, the invitation was declined.
Yet, some dissention remains as our anonymous source exclaimed. This clown's getting off too lightly. Gandalf should strip him of all authority. I mean getting in league with Sauron was one bad scandal. But actually having fun? It's an outrage!!! Lets force him to a fate worse than death. Make him join the Euro-Alliance!!!!"
We don't know what will come of this, but we here at the Enquirer will keep you informed. Because we check the facts and recheck the facts. And when we are done, we check em again.
A G.R.O.S.S. spokesman was reported to have said, "What what. This party was pretty mild by our standards. We only had 50 women jumping out of the cake."
One source within the White council sent the following memo.
"We fully support jus4golf in his rehab efforts. He now knows that such frivolity and fun is seen as gross by the white council." We can't have that here. But when asked if he wanted to come on camera, the invitation was declined.
Yet, some dissention remains as our anonymous source exclaimed. This clown's getting off too lightly. Gandalf should strip him of all authority. I mean getting in league with Sauron was one bad scandal. But actually having fun? It's an outrage!!! Lets force him to a fate worse than death. Make him join the Euro-Alliance!!!!"
We don't know what will come of this, but we here at the Enquirer will keep you informed. Because we check the facts and recheck the facts. And when we are done, we check em again.
A G.R.O.S.S. spokesman was reported to have said, "What what. This party was pretty mild by our standards. We only had 50 women jumping out of the cake."
