You fail because the only Emperor is named Palpatine.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I cant breathe   ur the emporer...HAHAHHAHAHA

no nono......

  You fail for killing me with ur lies.

@above. u have forgotten ceaser

You fail because now Veers is taking his insecurities about his Forum Game Power out on me, and my crush.

Xer0 \^/

Du Idiot! Sie haben keine Ahnung wie das funktioniert, wissen Sie?! Ich kann nicht glauben, hörte ich Sie! Gott, ich muss es zu verlieren!

You fail for not being able to translate that!

I actually could, but am too lazy to bother.

wait i did translate part and i think your ego is too big to fail

You fail for under-selling us here at the sins forum games empire.

Veers fails for massive ego infliction.

See?  It has been done.  Now kneel before your overlord!!!

-Exile Ascendant

You fail for demanding kneeling to someone other than me. However, you can be my jester. DANCE!

Xer0 \^/

Hey!!! i am the only smiling bafoo......wait no he can be the jester

You fail for needing jesting, cheer yourself up

You fail for being a horrible maid. *Crosses Altaux's name off the list, Altaux is executed several hours later...*

Hmm. Let's see... Ah, here we go. IFear is now my maid.

Xer0 \^/

Was zum Teufel ist das? Warum bist du nicht beugen zu mir! Das ist ein Hohn! Sie bezahlen dafür!

You fail for not bowing down.

Uhh, Xer0?  In case you didn't notice, I just said to kneel before your overlord.  I didn't say who said overlord was...

You all fail for assumption.

-Exile Ascendant

You all fail for lack of assumption.

You fail for over assumption.

-Twilight Storm

You fail for liking Twilight. DEATH TO TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Last three words are a win.

How much agony would you like on that wine, sir? Cheese too?

http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=fl0rXDTaOGs&v=EB8XVTIQwhE

You Fail for posting that video. Even if it is fail incarnate.

Atleast I didn't watch it.

Agony? Wine? Who's whining?

You fail for not failing whiskey, who fails for not failing enough.

Xer0 \^/

You fail for failing to kill me. Hence i win for living past the execution.

Besides i was never the maid.

I am just your friendly neighbourhood thridworld diplomat

You fail for misspelling ThirdWorld.

You also fail because good idea/bad idea and Fail to Win are withering, and I'm grounded, so I can't fix them

Xer0 \^/

You fail for being grounded and pointing out my numerous smelling areas(spelling errors)

Okay, MY NAME SHOULD IN NO WAY BE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT RIDICULOUSLY ANNOYING BOOK!!!!!!!!!

Twilight Storm is the name of an experimental starship in one of the books I'm writing.

-Twilight Storm

You arewriting a book. And not sharing the drafts with us.

Ignoring the betrayal good luck with the book

You fail for improper punctuation!

post 250. I DEMAND KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!