/me dont wana know where the Pizza storage is.

Just FYI Jafo, it's 11 C here right now. 

  @ zakai1369    "Honest,officer. I only had two beers."

zakai....Guinness in a can is pretty ordinary....;)

To a man in need... Cheers!

Everyone needs a beer now and then.

Yeah, especially SAESTRICK9! 

When I drank, I used to home brew Coopers Ale... and Coopers Draught.  Used to buy 6 cans of the Coopers wort at a time... made 360 longnecks (750ml).

Ah, those weren't the days... so glad I quit.  Being 'never drunk' is much preferable to 'never being sober'

true ... but occasionally being shit faced can be fun..

Did you hear about the two condoms walking past a gay bar?

One looked at the other and said "Let's go in and get shit faced!"   

I don't recall....it has been 8 - 9 years since I was last shit-faced. 

Occasionally I'll have a couple of (weak to mild) shandies to be sociable, but nah, being shit-faced is not something I want to revisit.

hehe really i get one on on a rare ocasion, i think twice this year so far... once during mardigras, and my celebrating the new home purchase... so when I do take the liberty to embibe in the demon spirits, I try to enjoy my self.. tho this only started recently after a 17 year dry spell. Cheers to your sobriety bro, I commend you for your determination. So a pizza for you instead of beer.

I tend to 'control' the drink.....I've had my car written off up the arse by a loser who blew 0.28% ....almost 6 times over the limit.  Didn't do my Trumpie Spitfire a lot of good.

....and that was the SECOND one.

The first Spittie was wiped out the same way...dunno how drunk that guy was....he fled the scene.

After the second one I decided a 'bigger' car was maybe more visible...

...got myself a VF Valiant 2 door hardtop [Chrysler], instead....;)

Oh, yeah...had an eff-wit run into the rear of that one, too.....had to tow him into town....;p

Thanks HG.   I only thought I was happy when I was drunk... took being sober to know I wasn't.  I'm much better off for not drinking to get plastered, both socially and financially.

Three of 'em rear-ended????    A bit heavy footed on the brake, are we???

One was via braking...the first two [the spitties] were whilst stationary, the first in traffic....the second waiting to turn right...;p

Hmmm...auto insurance in Oz must be pricey.

Hey Jafo, here's mine from '87-'92.  I loved it until the engine went.

Sweet!

Still comes down to braking!  Stationary means you came to a stop well before the others. 

Hehe!!  Standing on the brake with both feet will do it every time.

Hey Ed, I know why your Spittie gave up the ghost early. 

Somebody went and put the steering wheel on the wrong side.

bugger... double post

Yep, all the way to your mouth 

Yes, but stationary for a good 30 seconds before I was hit....so hardly anything of my doing...;)

Ed, that looks like a 1500.  Mine were a Spittie 4 Mk 1 and later a Mk2 ...with the Mk 3 engine [1296].

I was thinking that.... given how many he polished off... er, admitted to during his US/Canada trip.

Yeah, I know... was just having a lend of ya.