Banned because I imagine the very first animals to do it were some type of fish.

banned for that sounds fishy to me

Could have sworn it was a form of bacteria that was first.

Banned because it depends on if you mean reproduce or sexually reproduce.

banned for including a sexual reference

banned for I thought you meant the glow-in-the-dark part.

banned for I did

banned for you did something unprecedented... got scoutdog to think of sex.

banned for I just got the timing right

banned for, like getting a pink ribbon on the tail of an ovulating badger, the timing can make all the difference.

banned for odd visuals

Banned for trying to pop a balloon tied to the back of an epileptic hamster by throwing glitter at it.

banned for glitter rage

banned for I have popped a balloon with a blade of grass before. You want to talk about persistence?

banned for using grass

banned for not thinking to aspire to such uses.

Banned for  'weeding' before sewing.

banned for reaping before you sew

banned for 'sow'... not 'sew'.

banned for doing the Grammar Nazi thing

Banned for over-grammartizing.

banned for naziing it

Banned for being a grammar Soviet.

banned for being red

banned for being blue

banned for coloring things