Banned for starting all over.   

banned for midlining

Banned for lining up at the front of the queue... not that it'll do you any good.  God already gave out the brains.

j/k

banned for brainy jokes

Banned for not joking when mirth and merriment is abound

banned for keeping me up so late

banned for if you hadn't peed the bed you'd have turned in by now.

Banned for squeaky springs.

Banned for memory foam.

banned for having no memory of the hapless barman who couldn't pour a decent beer with a foam

banned for memory foam is boring squeaky springs are fun

Banned for when your right. Your right.

banned for going blue

Banned for I like that hat on me.

Banned for getting annalyzed.

Banned for suggesting IROKONESS has been consigned to the annals of time

banned by the sands of time

Banned for time in a bottle.

Banned for the time a message in a bottle would have gotten Gilligan off the island

banned for putting Gilligan in a bottle

Banned for bottled resolve.

Banned for Yes, reserve the best bottle in the house. 

banned for going for the best bottle in the house

You lush you.

Banned for if I'm gonna be hung over, it better taste good. 

Banned because regardless of vintage, it probably won't taste as good when it comes back up.