Banned for having a lot of experience with viruses that keep coming back.

Banned because this thread IS a virus

banned for continuing the spread of the virus

Banned for proliferating contagion.

banned for using big words

Banned for miniscule comprehension.

Censured due to haughty intellectualism.

Sent to Coventry [banned] for college driven intellectualism that uses the word 'haughty' in a hoity toity manner.

banned by the manners police while singing Roxanne

Banned by the fashion police for wearing a pink tutu and black fishnet stockings while singing 'Tiptoe Through The Tulips"

Banned for smoking the "tulips".

Banned for the only thing I smoke these days is ham or cod

Banned for smoked teriyaki salmon is food of the Neptune Gods. 

Banned because Neptune is only one god.

Banned for corrections on ancient stuff you weren't around to verify the veracity of

banned for wanting verification

Banned for not providing proof positive where facts are inconclusive and boundaries are blurred.

Banned sharply.

banned slowly

Banned for running with scissors. 

banned for softly

Banned for quietly. 

Banned loudly and with KARMA

@Scoutdog

I too am having lots of college stuff, but I look forward to reading your work when it becomes available....

Banned for availability.

Banned for Loud Karma.      YAY!