Banned for what kind of weapon was it?  

banned for weaponizing

Banned for a penis could be classed as a biological weapon, of sorts.... it can cause 9 months of sickness.

Banned for virality.

Banned for shouldn't that be virility? 

banned for changing the subject back to penis's

Banned for any more talk like that and to the penile colony with you.

banned for going off with your head

Banned for erecting dysfunctional headlines.   

Banned for headline grabbing by mentioning erectile dysfunction in mixed company

Banned for stand erect when speaking to teacher. 

Banned for thinking that was a relevent ban.  Ah, to be in 9th grade again...

-Twi /)

banned for going back to 9th grade

Banned for regression...

Banned for repression... untether that thing and give it some freedom.

Banned for I did that once [stood erect while erect] and she embarrassed me by pointing it out to the whole class.

Well, it wasn't my fault!  She was a real hottie and I was a teen buck full of... well, you know.

I thought I'd never love anyone ever again when she left to pursue marriage and motherhood, but I got over it... eventually.

banned for being embarrassed

Banned for standing to attention in detention.

Banned for I'm so glad I'm a girl. Whew   Dodged that predickament. 

banned for not enjoying the joys of tent raising in awkward times

Banned for self control is something learned I heard.  And sometimes it has a mind of it's own....      

banned for hearing about self control only and not practicing

Banned for no one can see my lack of self control.    I think. 

Banned for recording it.

Banned for getting an uncensored digital copy to watch on your puter later.

Banned for I can... see your lack of self control, that is.

Well alright, I have this pretty vivid mental image and... and.... and.

Now how am I gonna get to sleep?

banned for needing help to go to sleep