Banned for those sound patterns are really something.  They sorta look like those field patterns.

    Just sayin.

banned for making connections where there are none

Banned for not believing it's a possibility.  It could be anything.....  Only the shadow knows.   

banned for living shadows

Banned for things that go bump in the night.  

Banned for bumping the thread.

banned by the speed bumps of life

Banned for speeding in a buffalo zone.

banned for attempting to roller skate on a buffalo turd

Banned for trying to stop moi...

banned by the whole rodeo association

banned for not knowing that the 1992 world champion of rodeo lived in the same town as I did

Banned for living in the same town as the 1992 world champion of rodeo, then.

banned for being redundant

Banned for .  Yup. In my back yard. Literally   haha

Banned for being a Scoutdog

Also pre-emptively banning my-self for not being around for so long heh.

Banned for being gone long time.   Hope you get the joke...

LoL indeed.

Also, your banned for using a Thanos picture and trying to pass him off as M Bison. If Thanos even looked in M Bison's general direction Bison would die from sheer terror

Edit: Oops, my bad. Your name says "G" Bison, not "M" Bison. Street fighter on the brain.

Banned for you are the first person to get that right. Bison was my favorite fighter from Street Fighter...The G comes from my RL job, Motor Coach operator...Thanos is my side gig, my alter ego to get into Voice Over work...

Banned by a large, red brain.

banned for going with a large one

Banned for possible false advertising. Proof required. 

banned for asking for proof rather than accepting everything you see and/or hear